I’m no carpenter, but I think Starship is full of it.
Saturday was the day of reckoning for the stairs. They concussed Mrs. Dude, so Rex and I decided we needed a little retribution (that and the stairs were 26 years old).
Down with the stairs!
As a humorous side note, when the Dude was growing up, we moved into a new house, and this new house had a cheesy cowboy/ranch style fence surrounding the front yard. Included in this fence was an obnoxious entryway that extended over the entrance to the walkway leading from the driveway to the front door. I was in third grade at the time, so I don’t have a clear memory of how tall it was, but apparently the previous owner built it to fit his elfin size. A short time after we moved in, my Dad arrived home from work, and began to walk to the house from the driveway. In full stride, he stepped under the entryway and was knocked flat on his back when his head made direct contact with the low hanging wood. Clearly not enough room for a 10 gallon hat. He marched to the basement, pulled out the extension cord, grabbed the saw, and after two cuts the entryway was lying in the yard.
This mission has a similar feel to it.
As I started the demolition, while Rex was off on his first trip to Home Depot (It’s a given that projects always take more than one trip to the Depot.), I kicked on some tunes. The Black Keys to be specific. While I can assure you this was some serious rock n’ roll, these tunes did not help build the stairs one bit. I have no idea how Starship built an entire city on it. I’m calling BS.
We put in a 12 hour shift knocking down and replacing the stairs. We finished up under the lights at 10:15PM. But, we finished in one day, and the stairs are awesome. I’m not sure if they are any less slippery when wet, but they are amazingly sturdy. And it’s pretty cool to build something.