1. As we’re watching the Celtics in the NBA Finals (Go Celts!), and Rondo makes an acrobatic move to the basket that leads to a hard collision between his head and the floor, the Princess chimes in by suggesting that “They should have a carpet.” Very true, that fall would have hurt less with a carpet.
2. During a trip to the beach…You always need to dig a hole and bury poop at the beach because if it’s out someone might think it’s a rock and pick it up, and that’s gross. Again, very true, and this is most likely the reasoning behind the town ordinances requiring that we clean up after our dogs…oh, to be a fly on the wall during that meeting…
“Earl, we need to require people to pick up their poop on the beach.”
“Jim, you’re crazy. We live in America…the land of the free!”
“Earl, if we don’t clean it up, or at least dig a hole and bury it, someone will think it’s a rock and take it home, and that’s gross.”
“Very true, Jim. The poop law is enacted.”
I’m starting to believe five year olds can run this world.