Mrs. Dude: “Where’s your lunch box?”
Princess: “I have no idea.”
Mrs. Dude: “Think.”
Without any thought. The Princess: “Oh yeah, it’s at school.”
Adding too much information. The Princess: “I only ate half.”
Mrs. Dude: The stink-eye, without uttering a sound.
The Princess: “Just kidding…I’ll eat the other half tomorrow…?”
Mrs. Dude: “Not now. It’s old.”
The Princess: “I know.”
Kid logic is great. Just talking in circles.
Let me see if I have this right.
So, you couldn’t remember where your lunch box was, but without any thought you remembered it was at school. You then proceeded to say that you only ate half…which Mom didn’t ask. But come to find out you’re joking. Joking about not knowing where the lunch box was? Joking about only eating half? Never mind, you say you’ll eat it tomorrow….but you also know you won’t eat it tomorrow because it’s old.
I think I deciphered that correctly.
These conversations make the Dude’s head spin round and round.
PS – Please notice how the pony’s hair is carefully braided. We can’t have an MLP leaving the house with messy hair.
Double PS – I was going to try to fit Ratt’s classic hit Round and Round into this post, but I got lazy trying to work it in. However, for all of my loyal readers that love 80’s Hair Metal, I felt it was my duty to stuff it into a “Double PS.” All the metal-heads, break out your rock horns, here’s a link to your daily dose of hair: Ratt – Round and Round.