“As I’ve mentioned, I love our minivan. Mrs. Dude is still somewhat skeptical, but I dig it. And for all the haters, we’ve got a captain’s hat and a mini machine gun to let them know we are legit minivaners.”
But there has been a mutiny in Dude Land. The Capt. and his ship have been pillaged.
Here’s a quote from Mrs. Dude:
Things I won’t miss about the minivan:
1. the sticky steering wheel. (it was sticky b/c it was old, and touched by many hands not b/c I didn’t clean it)
2. the rims, they matched the paint job…gold.
3. the ceiling falling on our heads
4. the looks I got from people while driving the mini van, most just giggled.
Mrs. Dude and the Princess have teamed up to overrule the Dude and ship that champagne beauty off to uncharted waters.
Apparently they didn’t like the awesome gold rims, the roof falling on their heads, yadda, yadda, yadda.
She’s been sold to a fisherdude, who will stuff her full of fishing gear…rather than baby gear. I hope they form a strong bond…and the capt. hat gets good use.
Via con dias, minvan.
Cue the Boyz II Men…