There should be a Miranda Warning for parents.
Undoubtedly, anything you say can and will be used against you…by the kids.
Usually The Princess clears her plate after dinner, but the other night I offered to clear it for her. As I turned to walk away, I heard…
Princess: “While you’re doing the job, take this with you.” As she held her empty juice box up to me.
Princess: “That’s what you do to me.”
PS – Go Celts!