Drunk Uncle is an SNL skit popular with the kids in the streets.
The Dudes are sans TV, so all I know is what I gather from the Tube of You…
Which is made that much funnier by this guy…
Mrs. Dude’s bro.
You may recall this gorgeous grin after a couple too many margaritas on the Dude Fam Summer Vaca.
Like Madonna, he has since been known by one title…
As you might expect from Druncle, he’s not afraid to share a fantastically grown-up video game with a 3.5 year old.
Little Dude came home from a recent visit with Druncle to tell his dear ol’ dad all about pulling the “popo” out of their car so he could drive it and crash into things.
Grand Theft Auto. Yep.
To Druncle’s credit, the sound was off and the “no weapons” setting was on. Phew. At least Little Dude can only punch the popo.
As we watched the Super Bowl with Druncle the other day, Little Dude made it a point to show me the “car game,” as he affectionately calls the most obscene game ever created.
I was blown away.
Yeah, it’s violent. But that’s to be expected. And at the end of the day, it’s a game.
What blew me away was the the quality of the graphics. Wow.
I’ve never been a “gamer,” and I haven’t played something like that in years. It’s like you are watching a CNN newscast of an LA riot, and you’re controlling the participants. Very realistic.
Pretty cool. But it made me long for the good ol’ days of Nintendo. 8-bit video game magic.
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start.
Who’s with me?!
I grew up blowing in the games to make them work. Where we had to use our imaginations to make ourselves believe the goalie in NHL Hockey actually looked like a goalie….psst…he can’t save the shot that riccochet’s off the post!
Where’s the work ethic with this new-fangled technology and the high quality graphics?!
Luckily, the Big Lebowski can make things right. He always does.
An 8-bit version of The Dude. All is right with the world.
Hat tip Open Culture.